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Who am I?



Susan Williams

  • ladyjustice (at) erols (dot) com

  • 610.405.5008

  • www.facebook.com/ladyjusticesusan

  • Click here! This is my "Hope is on the Horizon" speech that I wrote and presented in October 2010 to 140 people at a luncheon. It explains who I am.



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Name Calling

Named "Bulldog" by Scott Stenberg.

Named "The Kayak Hunter" by Jeffrey Pringle.

Named "Alpha Kayak Femme" by Steve Corbett.

Named "Pitbull" by Cliff Roach.

Named "General Susan" by Stephen Petrie.

Named "Paddling Poet Lawyerette" by Jeff Bartges.

Named "The Paddling Machine" by Chris Beckman.

When paddling K-2, named one of the "Satanic Doublemint twins," "Syncopated Satanettes," "Doublemint Devilettes," and "Titian Twin Terrors" by John Pescatore.

Mostly everyone else just calls me crazy.

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My Boats

  • Crozier V1-Pro C2
  • Wenonah J-180 C1

  • Hurricane OC1
  • Kaiwi Challenger OC1


  • West Side Boat Shop Javelin ICF K1
  • Kirton Tor ICF K1
  • Simon River Sports Delphine ICF K1
  • Simon River Sports Laser ICF K1

  • CLC PAX20
  • Old Town Millennium 174
  • Wilderness Systems Sealoution 2
  • Old Town Egret
  • Old Town Castaway

And yes I do use all of them!! I need a cardboard sign, "Will do legal work for kayaks."

  • Canoe or Kayak - See what I have to say about single versus double bladed paddling.

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My Pennkayaking Personal Ad (by the way this is meant as a joke!)

I'm Susan, better known as "S," "You're an animal," or "Are you swimming ...again?" I'm a Capricorn, which explains why I keep getting back on my surfski. My turn-ons are guys in black Under Armour and any guy who has something longer than 19' and knows how to use it. I like a guy who can paddle me hard but still be a gentleman and put my boat up on my van when we're finished. If you know how to gel-coat and own a GPS, you just might be the one.

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My Quotes

"Now that my barn has burned down, I can see the moon." - Duke Fisher, fellow 70-Miler paddler

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." -Saki

"Hana ka hoe, pa'a ka waha" or, basically, "shut up and paddle."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything." -Bart Simpson

"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud." -Coco Chanel

"No law ever written has stopped any robber, rapist or killer, like cold blue steel in the hands of their last intended victim." -W. Emerson Wright

"It's great to win, but it's also great fun just to be in the thick of any truly well and hard fought contest against opponents you respect, whatever the outcome." -Jack Nicklaus

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Susan's ladyjustice Kayak, Canoe, and Surfski Race and Trip Reports

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2011


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2010


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2009


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2008


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2007


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2006


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2005


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Susan's ladyjustice Dragonboat Race Reports


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Susan's ladyjustice miscellaneous ramblings and reports



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Susan's ladyjustice 70 mile General Clinton Race Reports

My reports:
Other reports:
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Susan's ladyjustice Resume


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Susan's ladyjustice Favorite Links

  • Kathy's latest book Kathy's newest book, "Quiet Water New Jersey and Eastern Pennsylvania, AMC's Canoe and Kayak Guide to the Best Ponds, Lakes, and Easy Rivers" (AMC Quiet Water Series)
  • Kathy Kenley's book My friend, my mentor, my coach, my inspiration. Kathy Kenley's book, "Quiet Water New Jersey, 2nd: Canoe and Kayak Guide" (AMC Quiet Water Series).
  • Steve Miller The man who paddles non-stop, The Paddleator," my 90-Miler canoe partner in 2008.
  • Skip Chiccarelli The man who paddled from Chicaago to New York City.
  • Margo Pellegrino The woman who paddled from Miami to Maine. Kathy and I accompanied her on the Lewes, DE, to Wildwood, NJ, Delaware Bay Crossing.
  • Jersey Shore Sea Kayaking Association Find out what's going on in New Jersey and ask questions on the message boards.
  • Delmarva Kayaker See what's happening in the Delmarva area.
  • Saki's website Check out trip reports, training, nutrition, and fitness information here.
  • The Linda Creed Breast Cancer Foundation website Most of you know I'm a survivor. Ladies, please do your self exams. They saved my life.
  • Ferlinka Borzoi's website Photos of my best friend's famous Borzois. Check out their appearances in the NYC Ballet Giselle, Westminster Dog Show, and the Ralph Lauren advertisement.

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Susan's ladyjustice More Photos


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Susan's ladyjustice Things That Sound Dirty In Paddlesports But Aren't

  • You left your sponge in there.
  • Nice rack!!!
  • When I say "Hut-ho", we'll switch.
  • Mine's longer by a couple inches.
  • I have to buy more tie-downs.
  • You need to lengthen your stroke.
  • She's one of the fastest women I know!
  • I find neoprene too constricting.
  • Let's roll over a few more times and call it a night!
  • It's a tight fit, but if I wiggle I can get in.
  • He was riding my ass for hours.
  • I'm switching partners next time.
  • I need a smaller shaft.
  • I'm going to hit the Assawoman this weekend.
  • I did it with a partner last year, but I'm doing it solo this year.
  • She's always willing to go out with a group of guys.
  • Steve has a much faster stroke rate than me.
  • She's got some cosmetic blemishes, but she rides real nice.
  • He asked me to pick him up a new skirt.
  • What? Nobody here paddles a stripper?
  • Paddling gets me wet.



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